{"product_id":"unissued-grey-towel","title":"Unissued Grey East German Scarf","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTried this on and got bullied mercilessly\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUse case: \u003c\/strong\u003eMetrosexual hipstering, open-cockpit fighter plane flying, pumpkin spice fall fits, minimizing exposure to cold winter air. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTestimony: \u003c\/strong\u003eEntered the sorting warehouse and paired one of these with my not at all played out chore coat. I was called \"gay\" at least ten times before 8:30 AM. That's only a 1% increase from the median. Weighing against the warmth and cold wind protection this beautiful East German scarf provided, I would venture to say it was well worth it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAuthentic East German Surplus \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAustere slate grey color \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eCute little tassels \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eReunification was a mistake \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThese are some simple scarves perfect for DDR enthusiasts and wannabe food critics alike. The straightforward design and subdued colorway go a long way in making this traditionally flamboyant clothing accessory more \"masc.\" Adding one of these to your fall\/winter wardrobe will not only elevate your outfits but you'll be damn comfortable too. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Americana Pipedream Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67365025743089,"sku":"67365025743089","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0564\/7043\/8085\/files\/Grey_Scarf_German_2.jpg?v=1793278303","url":"https:\/\/www.americanapipedream.com\/products\/unissued-grey-towel","provider":"Americana Pipedream Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}