{"product_id":"issued-usgi-base-x-305-tent","title":"Issued USGI Base-X 305 Tent","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdvanced Tactical Mobility...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAmericana Pipedream has been seeking to establish a no-kill shelter for military autists in the Appleton area for some time now. Sadly, the state of Wisconsin will not allow us to house them in this luxurious military tent. We now turn this super-advanced tent over to you, the consumer-side military autist. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe Short \u0026amp; Sweet:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAuthentic USGI \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eCapacity to fit up to fourteen eighteen-year-olds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eSix entry points\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eAluminum frame\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eEasily constructed by those with a variety of ASVAB scores \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eFit for high-level officers, 12-14 grunts, or medical facilities, these Base-X tents are the pinnacle of contemporary tent technology. Operating from the same core principles as your standard tent, these use heavy construction over a rigid frame. Featuring instructions to set it up, you're getting a shelter with 450 square feet of space, six entry\/egress points, dedicated air circulation ducts, the ability to mount ready-to-fit interior lighting, as well as an integral floor liner. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIn the commune or on the trail...\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThink of this tent as an opportunity to pay rent for the last time in your life. Pitch this thing wherever and whenever you please. No longer will you be beholden to the financial systems and societal expectations that limit your spiritual being. Perfect for those seeking to establish their own doom-spiraling cult. Maybe you're a divorced dad with a savior complex; this tent will be integral in your guerrilla war to topple your enemies and win your family back. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003eThe ability to accommodate air circulation, lights, and outlets makes this piece just as appealing for you limp-wristed prima donnas. At last, your Hinge profile will be built on a narrow interpretation of the truth as opposed to a mountain of lies. An \"introspective outdoorsman\" who really has \"deleted Instagram.\" \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: left;\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Americana Pipedream Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67320535843057,"sku":"67320535843057","price":1999.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0564\/7043\/8085\/files\/Untitled_-_October_16_2026_at_15.02.39.png?v=1793398236","url":"https:\/\/www.americanapipedream.com\/products\/issued-usgi-base-x-305-tent","provider":"Americana Pipedream Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}