{"product_id":"ap-oyster-shuck-kit","title":"AP Oyster Obliterator Shuck Kit","description":"\u003cp\u003ePerfect for a slew of tasks, this is a complete set including: three stainless steel forks, a knife, and a versatile set of pliers. Built in France, these implements add some much-needed versatility to a modern kitchen or campsite. Women love a man who can slurp down an oyster or two; taste befitting of a cultured man, this kit has everything you need to get started. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eElegant French construction \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStainless steel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEngineered for Oyster disassembly \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDate night practice made easy \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne Knife \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThree forks \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePlier doubles as an eyelash curler \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOne pair of pliers \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage cookware \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIn this economy, it's best to cut out the middleman wherever possible. Groceries? Too expensive. Harvesting your own oysters or oyster-like food is the next best thing. Oysters are rich in vitamins and, depending on where you scavenge them, nourishing heavy metals. Short of that, these tools are great for preparing Chef Boyardee Ravioli, traditional ham sandwiches, or even something like radis au beurre or Mom's Bourguignon. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Americana Pipedream Apparel","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48342217851121,"sku":"48342217851121","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0564\/7043\/8085\/files\/Oyster_Kit.jpg?v=1782156513","url":"https:\/\/www.americanapipedream.com\/products\/ap-oyster-shuck-kit","provider":"Americana Pipedream Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}